Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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