Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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