Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
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I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
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what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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