woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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