Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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