i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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