Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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