so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Randomize
