it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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