Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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