Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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