ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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