so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I have post one night stand depression
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