is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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