I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
There's always time for handjobs
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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