I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Enjoy the penises
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