Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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