Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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