Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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