The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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