I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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