I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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