Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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