so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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