shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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