We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Barsexuality is the new black.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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