Dual....:-)
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Randomize