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yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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