I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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