we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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