How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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