I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
tell me about the eggs
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