this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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