I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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