If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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