In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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