I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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