Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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