Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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