he was CRYING into my vagina
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
The adults are the big ones right?
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