I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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