So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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