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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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