ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Michael Bay diarrhea
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Houston, we have a squirter
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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