What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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