I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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