And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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