i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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