So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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