i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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