their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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