His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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