i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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