my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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After tacos, we're chasing women.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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