Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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