Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I am one with the molecules
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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