idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
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Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
He has the fingertips of a God
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