Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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